Hi-Rez Studios -- What in the actual fuck are you doing?

1. Your installers are broken as fuck - If I install overlapping programs (let's say I have SMITE installed and I want to play Tribes: Ascend and Paladins too), your installer messes itself up and refuses to install. Way to go, Hi-Rez!

2. InstallHirezService.exe DOES NOT EXIST when that installer messes up. So your help articles are fucking useless.

3. HiPatchService watches you like NSA and bans your account if you try to run Injector, Process Monitor, Cheat Engine or Winject. Even if you do NOT have the fucking game running.

4. Thus, when I used Cheat Engine for Borderlands 2 (SINGLE PLAYER OF COURSE.) while having SMITE installed but not running, my account just got permabanned. What the fuck?

5. Your EULA does NEVER state that you assholes would be monitoring me 24/7 to see if I have CE or WI running. You lying bastards!

6. Yes, I agree that having CE and SMITE open at the same fucking time is a sure way to get banned. But what the fuck -- just having your fucking game installed and playing something that is NOT related to your goddamn game with cheating tools is a way to get banned in the face and my testicles plus my ass? IT IS NOT, YOU FUCKING LYING ASSHOLES.

7. Oh, and when the installer messes up, Hi-Rez Authenticate service disappears from the list along with the uninstaller. And the Diagnostics tool still says that I have to uninstall it myself, while it just does not allow me to uninstall it. (The process is un-killable)

So the conclusion is:

a) They ban you in your face for just having the game installed and running the cheating tool at the same time their monitoring service is running.

b) They do not refund in-game purchases. (Not my case but people have suffered this)

c) They give you the most broken piece of shit and assumes you are satisfied with it. (At least it is free-to-pay (sic).)

I am deeply disappointed by your service, Hi-Rez Studios.

Go away, and never see me again. 

I don't want to hear your stupid excuses.