Some random ramblings

Intel rant:
IntelHELL
HaswellHELL
BroadwellHELL
Intel i7 ( i7'5 73H 3ND 0F UR W4LL37! )

NVIDIA rant:
GTX Titan WASTE OF MONEY
SLi (Shit Load of incompatibility)
LINUX (LOL, I Need Ur eXtreme lavishness because we hate Linux)

AMD rant:
A very hot stone
Made with rare earth elements
Damning overclockers

Asus rant:
Asus Z97 Sabertooth - Lasts for 97 days until you need to clean up the clogged vents
As you know
Shit happens to your new motherboard
U are the cause so
Sue us :P

Audiophile rant (viewed from non-audiophiles):
AUDIOPHILE: As yoU know we spenD shIt tOn of money Purchasing so-called HIgh quality shits according to our prime "golden ear" and rest of them goes into Landfill because we don't carE

Non-audiophile rant (viewed from audiophiles):
ANTI-AUDIOPHILES: As far as they know they listeN To pure garbage and call us audIophools - while they are indeed AUDIOPHools lIstening to LitEral Shit

Cheap shits. The end.